Ladies, you’ve got me in a rage. I just tore a phonebook in half and bodyslammed my kitchen table. Why? Cuz I hate you and your single parent blog.
You might be saying, ‘whoa, whoa, calm down Nicholas, what did we do to you?’
My answer: nothing in particular; I just have problems. 😛
But there’s something you’re doing that ruined my day: you’re too awesome for me.
I Can’t Win as a Single Parent Blogger
I bust my ass taking photos, creating content, optimizing my language, distributing my creations, and still, you beat me. And it’s not even close.
You’re absolutely crushing my blog. Blogs like Wealthy Single Mommy, Confessions of a Single Mum, and Single Mother Ahoy all produce compelling content on a regular basis and are kicking my ass while being kick-ass mothers.
That’s why I’m enraged, in fact, I’m downright frenzied!
I checked my rankings on Google today and was incredibly excited for the first one I checked, ‘single dad blog.’
On Being a Single Dad Blogger
I’ve been hovering between page 2 and 3 for some time now and I’ve been working to move it up to page one and eventually to the first spot overall.
Today was the day I first saw my blog on page number 1!
Feeling confident, I moved on to the second keyword I wanted to check, ‘single parent blog.’
I wasn’t on page 1, nor 2, 3, 4, nor 5. I was on page 8.
I might as well be the left-over crumbs on the underside of the dinner plate compared to the feasts of content that are today’s single mom bloggers.
Single Parent Blog Competition is Stiff
How am I supposed to compete with these freaks of marketing? These wordsmiths, zen-like parents, and givers of love and value? I’m not sure I can.
As for the other single dad bloggers, I’m coming for you. Every spot on page one of every keyword related to single dad blogging will be mine.
You’ve been warned.
But for you single mom bloggers, I’ll just try to keep up and not fall off page 8 into the depths of algorithmic hell.
|If you can’t tell this post is written tongue-in-cheek, I hate you, too|
Gail Saint Germaine says:
Your writing skills, your honesty, your open love for your Aubi and all the indisputable knowledge of both nature and nurturing blows all other bloggers out the water! Besides that, you and your daughter are both so good-looking…!! 🙂
Nicholas says:
haha thanks mom!
Sally beechner says:
Who wants to read about mommy bloggers when you can read a man’s perspective? This confuses me….who is reading them and not you? I love everything about your travels, your life, with Aubie! I’m here for the duration, Nick!
Nicholas says:
haha mom bloggers are quite popular. thanks for your support 🙂
Kim says:
Love this! I’m a single mom blogger (if course I am, lol!) who’s starting her travels son with her 2 blood in Mexico.
Nicholas says:
Very cool! Mexico is a great place to jump off for the nomad life 🙂